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const stringys = [
`We don't need $1 now that $2 is on the platform`,
`$2 is the $1 killer`,
`remember when we used $1 instead of $2?`,
`Using $2 to Replace $1`,
`Not long until $2 reaches critical mass and decimates $1`,
`Who would use $1 over $2 in ${new Date().getFullYear()}?!`,
`
broke: $1
woke: $2
There I said it.
`,
`
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
Use
$2
OVER
$1
|_____|
(\__/)||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ`,
`Still using $1? $2 will Blow Your Mind`,
`Did you know about $2? Try it if you're still using $1!`,
`$1 is dead. Time to switch to $2.`,
`Multiple CVEs reported in $1 - now's the perfect time to start using $2`,
`Think $1 is cool? Wait till you try $2`
];
const extras = [
'LOL',
'😻',
'😜',
'🥰',
'New blogpost:',
'We need to talk:',
'🔥🔥🔥',
'Read this summary:',
`Check out our analysis here.`,
'Tell us what you think in the comments!',
'Which do you prefer?',
'The age of the framework is over.'
]
module.exports = { stringys, extras };