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<a href="mailto:[email protected]">submit some stuff</a><br><br/>
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Howdy! Welcome to<br/>
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We work on some websites, all of which are really cool:<br/><br/>
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<br/><br/>moderate Party .net</a>
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<a href="http://www.surfChristian.net" target="_blank">
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<br/><br/>"surf Christian"</a><br/>
(or beach Christian, hippy Christian, <a href="http://www.surfchristian.net/hare-christian.html" target="_blank">Hare Christian</a>, post-modern Christian<!--, <a href="http://www.spacechristian.net">space Christian</a> maybe-->...)
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Jesus was a Transformer robot<br/>
He turned into a Book<br/>
*<a href="rimshot.mp3" target="_blank">ba-dum-tch</a>*</span>
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"classy farming" .net</a><br/><br/>
Like, treat them like friends, play them some music, make it nice
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<a href="http://www.mandatorymarijuana.com" target="_blank">
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<br/><br/>mandatory marijuana .com</a><br/><br/>
... well, not <span style="text-transform: uppercase">really</span>... :D
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<br/><a href="http://www.kill-the-robots.net" target="_blank">kill-the-robots.net</a><br/><br/>
(Took 'r jobs...)<br/><br/>
Well, no, robots are cool. It's just, we're automating ourselves out of business. Robots don't <i>need</i> jobs.<br/>
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"There may come a time when we're ready to take our show on the road. Think inter-planetary."<br/><br/><br/>
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